Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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