i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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