Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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