is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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