Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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