You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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