You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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