Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
