Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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