I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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