Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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