It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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