its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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