"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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