Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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