Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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