what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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