Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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