So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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