Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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