ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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