he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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