Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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