he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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