what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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