I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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