He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
