I want to stick my p in your. b.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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