How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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