Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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