She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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