everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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