The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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