is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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