Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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