would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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