Its about making memories worth repressing
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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