it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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