I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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