Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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