I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Just puked most of my soul out..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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