Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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