i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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