: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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