I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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