Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just pee around me
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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