Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize
