How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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