the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
