Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
