u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
