Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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