i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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