were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize